Family Problems :) Hilarious

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  1. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
    after shot.
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    The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to
    get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't
    even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman
    whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of
    family problems."

    The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story.
    I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
    "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and
    so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
    My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
    More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and
    so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my
    father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
    Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
    And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break !!"


    Madhu
     
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  2. vidisha

    vidisha Senior IL'ite

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    Absolutely hilarious :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

    Nice post madhu.
     
  3. Sriniketan

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    very interesting, indeed!
    Sriniketan
     
  4. maya08

    maya08 Senior IL'ite

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    whoaa...:rotfl
    confusing at first...but very interesting when u read again and make sense of what is being conveyed....
    that guy definitely has problems....:biggrin2:

    nice one madhuji


    regards
     
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    nice post madhu,very funny
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hope this kind of family problems won't happen in INDIA.
    ~Punitha
     

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