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Every Job Hell Of A Job

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Thyagarajan, Jun 12, 2020.

  1. Thyagarajan

    Thyagarajan IL Hall of Fame

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    :hello:Every Job Hell of A Jobsworth :hello:


    1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Just cou ldn't concentrate.

    2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

    3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
    but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,
    But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.

    5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

    6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
    but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.

    7. My best job was a Musician,
    but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

    8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

    9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

    10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
    but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

    11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company , but the work was just too draining.

    12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job...

    13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it..

    14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

    I cease writing more of this exp as I am exhausted you see.
     
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  2. sociallifein30s

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    nice play of words. was fun.
    You ceased writing as it did not feel right? -- see there I did some word play too??
     
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  3. Thyagarajan

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    :hello:Kya wah Taj - feeling . I noticed write & right!
    Thanks and Regards.
     

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