Every Job Hell of A Jobsworth 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Just cou ldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks, But I had to quit because it was the same old grind. 5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company , but the work was just too draining. 12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job... 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.. 14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. I cease writing more of this exp as I am exhausted you see.