Ever wonder?

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  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    <TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%"><TD vAlign=top width="85%" height="100%">EVER WONDER ......

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why! is "abb reviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Me too...
    Ever wonder about these things....
     
  3. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    hi Tamizha,
    Now, you got me thinking! bonk
    Congress, opposite of progress? :iagree

    Mascara with closed mouth? :bang
    Lethal injection needle sterilized? :confused2:
    Broker? 'coz he breaks u free off money? :wink:

    Regards,
    Sharada
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    I like the mosquitoes one,very much, Sir!
    I ever wonder!

    sriniketan
     
  5. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Come on friends .....let's put our thinking cap.......its a good topic n v all will try to locate the answers....n I need help.......
     
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    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Hello sir,
    Hear are some more to wonder..........

    Why r they called stairs inside and steps outside?:confused2:

    How important must a person be to be considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do ppl say "worked like a dog"...when actually dogs just sit around all the time?

    Why, when a deaf person goes to a court, it is still called a hearing?

    If u r driving at the speed of light..what would happen if u turned on the headlights?:idea.

    Where does the lap go when u stand up?:crazy


    bye....
     
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  7. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Punitha, Sharada, Sriniketan, Moonbeams and Saraswathipv for visiting the thread and enriching it with your valuable comments.

    Regards,

    TDU
     
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    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear Tamil,
    Ultimate one is 'Congress the opposite of progress'

    Meenakshirajan
     
  9. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha. It is actually the result of a play on words pros and cons. But, I feel Indian National Congress especially under Perumthalaivar Kamaraj in Tamil nadu has done lot of progress. Thanks for visiting the thread and posting your comment.

    Regards,

    TDU
     

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