I agree with this in toto. Here I write for entertainment. A boy wrote to his dad: “I appeared for typewriting and shorthand exams and results declared: I have passed and failed respectively”. Student learnt by rote made out in leave letter in haste wrote: Sir, as I am suffering from leave kindly grand me two days head-ache & fever. In news paper office: I want an Ad in classifieds about baby delivered by spouse . “How many insertions Sir” I forgot the count.