English Is Easy To Be Murdered

*Murdering English*

*From Administrative Deptts.*

*Bengaluru in 1996 :*
As my mother-in-law has expired and *I m the only one responsible for it,* Please grant me 10 days leave.

*Maharashtra in 2005:*
"Since I have to go to my village *to sell my land along with my wife,*
please sanction me one-week leave."
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*Jharkhand in 2000*
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
*As I want to cut my son's head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..*
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Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :
*As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..*
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*From another Administration Dept, Gujarat in 2007:*
An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to *go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return,* please grant me half day casual leave"
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*Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005*
I am suffering from fever, please *declare one-day holiday for me.*
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A leave application to a Principal in *Jamshedpur in 2006*:
"As I am studying in this school I am *suffering from headache and the headache is paining,* Please grant me one day leave.
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Leave application found in *Kolkata in 2014*:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as *I am her only husband at home* I may be granted leave".
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*Another seen on the cover note while applying for a job in 1999:*
"Dear Sir, with reference to the above employment circular number, *Please refer to my bottom.*
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Another funny Letter found in *Bhubaneswar in 2016*:
"I am well here and *hope you are also in the same well.*

I have stopped with 2016.But the trend continues even this day.Not only leave letter,but we have read funny office notes conveying just the opposite of author's intention.Can we excuse since the intention is right and only the expression is wrong?Only the intention is assessed for preparing paapa-punya list-Is it so?

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