Engineers vs Doctors

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  1. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to MUMBAI. So they all gather at Pune Station.

    Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

    SCENE 1 (PUNE to MUMBAI)

    7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

    Doctors are desperately waiting for TC (Ticket collector) to come......

    When TC arrives,

    All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

    NOW on the return journey they don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a passenger till LONAVALA, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE.

    SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)

    Doctors decided, "This time we will prove that we too are equally smart." All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

    TC arrives....

    ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET - ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE

    One engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctors toilet, one hand comes out with the ticket, he takes the ticket and comes in the engineers' bathroom...

    TC drives out all the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined....

    SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA)

    So now both the groups are at LONAVALA station. Doctors are planning their move for last chance and they board the local to PUNE.

    This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

    ALL Doctors take only 1 ticket... Engineers buy all 7 tickets this time...

    SO TC comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

    Doctors are still searching for the toilet in the LOCAL train...........
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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Enjoyed this one a lot....it was superb...
     
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    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    hahhahhahha,poor doctorsbonk
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahahah good one pity the doctors
     
  6. vidyasundar

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    ha ha ha

    poor doctorsbonkbonk

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