INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking. WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. SATYAMism You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with it! DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk. IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen. MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows. SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft. ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows. SAPism You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants. APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk. SONYism You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk. CITIBANKism Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you. HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only. GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work. RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk. TATAism You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
Hi Aruna, Very very funny.... GE is reapeated, I guess....:rotfl:rotfl SAPism was :spin:spin.. I loved TATA ism and Reliance ism...well almost everything was funny.....haha... bye
Hi Seems u people r enjoying seeing d plight of most of d IT companies...too bad of u yaar..i ve been included as one among that thousand poor cows list..waiting to join them as 1001.. Bbye, Meena
Hi Meena....have fun....I too was one among the cows in the IT field...have taken a big break....haha
ha ha ha very funny but fact bonkbonk enjoyed still laughing VS I'm in BT field and trying to get cow's milk from camel and goat ha ha ha
