Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    INFOSYSism

    You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them
    one at a time to the US for milking.

    WIPROism

    GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

    SATYAMism

    You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with it!

    DELLism

    Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as
    Cow's milk.

    IBMism

    You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent
    small businessmen.

    MICROSOFTism
    You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million
    dollars to feed poorer cows.

    SUNism
    You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

    ORACLEism
    You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools
    to help milk cows.

    SAPism
    You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented
    by milking consultants.

    APPLEism
    You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

    SONYism
    You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

    CITIBANKism
    Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull,
    press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for
    you.

    HPism
    You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking
    solutions through authorised resellers only.

    GEism
    You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If
    someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

    RELIANCEism
    You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,
    because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

    TATAism
    You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
     
  2. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Aruna,

    Very very funny.... GE is reapeated, I guess....:rotfl:rotfl
    SAPism was :spin:spin..

    I loved TATA ism and Reliance ism...well almost everything was funny.....haha...

    bye
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Don't think so Saraswathi.
    Thanks for enjoying I too had a good laugh at it.

     
  4. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi

    Seems u people r enjoying seeing d plight of most of d IT companies...too bad of u yaar..i ve been included as one among that thousand poor cows list..waiting to join them as 1001..

    Bbye,
    Meena
     
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    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Meena....have fun....I too was one among the cows in the IT field...have taken a big break....haha
     
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    Hi Sarawathi.....i think u r enjoying d break:banana...enjoy:party
     
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    Saraswathi, Meena and Sriniketan thanks for enjoying it
     
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    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha very funny but fact bonkbonk

    enjoyed still laughing

    VS

    I'm in BT field and trying to get cow's milk from camel and goat ha ha ha
     

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