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Eccentricities Of Mr Venkat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Thyagarajan, Sep 22, 2020.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello:Eccentricities of Mr Venkat :hello:


    Venkat went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
    After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
    You know why?
    Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

    Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth.
    Why?
    Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'

    On romantic date Venkat gf asks him:
    'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
    He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'

    Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
    What will come first, chicken or egg?
    what ever u order first will come first.

    Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except Venkat
    He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'

    What does Venkat do after taking a Xerox?
    He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

    Venkat& wife buy coffee in a shop.
    Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
    Wife: Why?
    Venkat: Hot coffee Rs15 and cold coffee Rs30.

    What happens when Venkat wife delivers twins?
    He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child.

    Manager asked Venkat at an interview.
    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

    Venkat replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

    After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat asked his wife,
    Do I look like a foreigner?
    Wife: No! Why?
    Venkat: In London a lady asked me - are you a foreigner?


    Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
    Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

    Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
    and how will you escape?

    Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

    Venkat: My mobile bill - how much?
    Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.

    Venkat: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL - my MOBILE BILL.

    Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
    Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

    Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

    Venkat : "All are born on government holidays.

    Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

    Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
    (Laughter the best medicine)
     
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  2. Mistt

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    I'm hearing above 3 jokes for the first time.:lol::tonguecrazy:
     
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