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Driving Styles!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by revathy45, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    A good one here I thought!!!


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    One Hand Out Of Window…
    You Are in SYDNEY

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

    One Hand On Steering Wheel,
    One Hand On Horn…
    You Are in JAPAN

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

    One Hand On Steering Wheel,
    One Hand On Newspaper,
    Foot Solidly On Accelerator…
    You Are in BOSTON

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

    Both Hands On Steering Wheel,
    Eyes Shut,
    Both Feet On Brake,
    Quivering In Terror
    You Are in NEW YORK

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

    Both Hands In Air,
    Gesturing,
    Both Feet On Accelerator,
    Head Turned To Talk To Someone In Back Seat…
    You Are in ITALY

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

    One Hand On Horn,
    One Hand On Holding Gear,
    One Ear Listening To Loud Music,
    One Ear On Cell Phone,
    One Foot On Accelerator,
    One Foot On Clutch,
    Nothing On Break,
    Eyes On Females In Next Car,

    WELCOME<SUP></SUP>TOINDIA



    Enjoy!!!
    Revathy.
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hello Revathy
    Indians are active yaar. Driving car with each and every part of the body plus looking at the females in the next car.
     
  3. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    we are multitasking :biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

    :rotfl:rotfl

    VS
     
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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Meeta Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Dear,
    Good one................
     

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