this is an SMS forward that I got a few minutes back.its hilaroius.!! A vaccum cleaner salesperson knocks on a door. The lady of the house opens it. Before she can say anything, he rushes inside, and empties a bag of cowdung on the carpet. "Ma'am, if I am unable to clean this using my vaccum cleaner within 10 seconds, I ll eat it!" he proclaims gallantly. "Would you like to have chapathi with it?" the lady enquires. "Why?" asks the salesman. "There is no power!" she responds!!