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Dont tempt a women.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by krishnaamma, May 31, 2007.

  1. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how the trip was?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for few months to see if it is a girl!!!" Moral of the story:

    Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent

     
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  2. vidisha

    vidisha Senior IL'ite

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    Very funny...:rotfl

    Thank you krishnamma.
     
  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Very funny!
    The husband now must have realised his mistake for asking a wrong present,eventhough he didn't mean it and also not to mess up with her hereafter.
    Sriniketan
     
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  4. pavithrasriram

    pavithrasriram Bronze IL'ite

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    hi krishnamma
    that was a gud one funny also!!!!
    luv
    pavithra
     
  5. fiona

    fiona Bronze IL'ite

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    Woman are 'dangerously intelligent'A good lesson for the husband.I like it.

    Regards,
    Fiona
     
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  6. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi,
    Really true.I am angry why men always take active part in making women angry :oops: by giving such statements.Though they are just joking and women also make such jokes,but it is only men who contribute major percentage:evil: .Is it not?
     

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