Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." ==============================<wbr>========= Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock.. ==============================<wbr>====== bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye ! office kholu kya? ==============================<wbr>======= Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam. Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.5000 inam ==============================<wbr>======= "Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru. "We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi. Which one to follow?... Great confusion. ==============================<wbr>====== "CELLO " The pen of india. "LUX" The soap of india. "Amul" The taste of india. "I" The best in india. "You" Time waste of india... ==============================<wbr>========== Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ==============================<wbr>======== Rules for board exam: har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna. ==============================<wbr>========= What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!! ==============================<wbr>========= As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif…. ==============================<wbr>======= Whats the height of hope???.... A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!! ========================! ================ Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !. ==============================<wbr>========== U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels 1.DISCOVER! Y 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET Thanks 2 media. < /FONT> ==============================<wbr>========= A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness . . . . . . . .! . That day will be "APRIL 1st". ==============================<wbr>========== Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai.... ==============================<wbr>========== Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
