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Don't Miss Emjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Sep 8, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
    examination?
    A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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    Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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    bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye ! office kholu kya?
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    Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B
    bana dali
    or likha us par
    yah paigam.
    Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
    Rs.5000 inam

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    "Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

    "We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

    Which one to follow?... Great confusion.

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    "CELLO "
    The pen of india.


    "LUX"
    The soap of india.


    "Amul"
    The taste of india.

    "I"
    The best in india.

    "You"
    Time waste of india... :)

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    Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
    Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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    Rules for board exam:
    har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.

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    What is the height of mixed emotions???
    when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

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    As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….
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    Whats
    the height
    of hope???....


    A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!

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    Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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    U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels
    1.DISCOVER! Y
    2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

    Thanks 2 media. < /FONT>

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    A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
    .

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    .
    .
    .
    .
    .!
    .
    That day will be "APRIL 1st".

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    Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
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    Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?

    Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
     
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  2. malspie

    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    Good one,, having a hearty laugh................. :yes:
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Good one.... Especially the mirex reaction.....

    Veda
     
  4. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Good one, Manju.
    Liked the height of hope and mum-in-law lines in particular.
     
  5. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    very enjoyable:2thumbsup:
     
  6. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    dear manju,

    saari duniya badle thum na badalna...sunkan
     
  7. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Really good one...
    I like most of it....
     

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