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Does God Exist ???

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vivbass, Mar 12, 2007.

  1. vivbass

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    Hi,

    Does God Exist ???

    Very Simple but how very much true!

    A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
    As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
    They talked about so many things and various subjects.

    When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things."

    The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

    The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barber shop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

    The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know! what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside." "Ah, but barbers DO exist! " answered the barber. "What happens, is, people do not come to me."

    "Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES Exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."<script><!-- D(["mb","\u003cbr\>\n*\u003cbr\>\nIf you think God exists, forward this on to other people\u003cbr\>\n*\u003cbr\>\nIf you think God does not exist, just delete it!\u003cbr\>\n*\u003cbr\>\nStay Interesting!!!\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\n\u003cp style\u003d\"margin-bottom:12.0pt\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\" color\u003d\"navy\" face\u003d\"Century\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Century;color:navy\"\>&quot;Friendship\nisn't a big thing - it's a million little things?\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" color\u003d\"navy\" face\u003d\"Bookman Old Style\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:11.0pt;color:navy\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\n\u003ctable border\u003d\"0\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" align\u003d\"left\" width\u003d\"100%\" bgcolor\u003d\"white\" style\u003d\"width:100.0%;background:white\"\>\n \u003ctr height\u003d\"20\"\>\n \u003ctd width\u003d\"49%\" nowrap height\u003d\"20\" valign\u003d\"top\" style\u003d\"width:49.48%;padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt\"\>\n \u003cp\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" color\u003d\"#333399\" face\u003d\"Verdana\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#333399\"\>Regards,\u003cb\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"\>\u003cbr\>\n \u003cstrong\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Verdana\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Verdana\"\>B.Karthikeyan\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"5\" color\u003d\"#333399\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18.0pt;color:#333399\"\>\u003cbr\>\n \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" color\u003d\"#333399\" face\u003d\"Verdana\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#333399\"\>Sr. Software\n Engineer\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"5\" color\u003d\"#333399\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18.0pt;color:#333399\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n \u003cp\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" color\u003d\"#333399\" face\u003d\"Verdana\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#333399\"\>Phone:\n 044 - 22542260/1/2* Ext.No.308\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"5\" color\u003d\"#333399\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18.0pt;color:#333399\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n \u003cp\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" color\u003d\"#333399\" face\u003d\"Verdana\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#333399\"\>Mobile\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" color\u003d\"#333399\" face\u003d\"Verdana\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#333399\"\>: +91 – 9841517818\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\" color\u003d\"navy\" face\u003d\"Verdana\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:navy\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>",1] ); //--></script>

    If you think God exists, forward this on to other people

    If you think God does not exist, just delete it!

    Stay Interesting!!!

    "Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things?
     
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