Doctor's assistant

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  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

    I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients".

    "Yes, sir!"answers Garge.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, Garge, How was your day?"

    Garge told him that he took care of three patients.

    "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

    "Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

    "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.

    "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

    "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.

    Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
    "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen a man!"

    "And what did you do Garge?" asks the doctor.

    "I put drops in her eyes."
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahha,very naughty:tongue:mrgreen:
     

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