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Do you have the prescription..........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some
    cyanide.

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
    you cyanide to kill your husband!

    That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in
    jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT
    have any cyanide!"

    Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
    having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't
    tell me you had a prescription".
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahahha had hearty laughbonk:mrgreen::rotfl:rotfl
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a real good one.....
     

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