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Divorce Sindhi Style

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    <B>
    After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Sindhi man in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on">Bombay</st1:City> calls his son in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">New York</st1:State></st1:place> and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!"
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    "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

    "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in <st1:place w:st="on">Hong Kong</st1:place> and tell her!"

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Bombay</st1:City></st1:place> immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are

    not getting divorced.

    Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.

    Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare" .





    Cheers,

    Daffodil
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha........... smart parents I think that is a good way of getting kids on a holiday.
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Very smart.....But it won't work next time......
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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