Different Hell for each country

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  1. Saideeps

    Saideeps Bronze IL'ite

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    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
    hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do
    they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for
    an
    hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
    Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

    The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
    checks
    out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
    He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
    hell.

    Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
    line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
    here?"
    He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
    comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly
    the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting
    to get in?"

    "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
    does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the
    devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, signs the register and
    then goes to the Cafeteria!!!!!!:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:crazy:crazy:crazy
     
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    samayal Silver IL'ite

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    Sai,

    I really enjoyed this joke.
     
  3. shikha

    shikha Gold IL'ite

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    Hi!
    yessss INDIA is very different from other countries and the same goes for indian hell:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl. we do evertything differently:thumbsup:cheersBig Laugh
    shikha
     

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