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Definitions of kiss

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Definition of kiss


    Prof .of Economics <?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></v:path><o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Accountancy <v:shape id=_x0000_i1026 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Prof. of Algebra <v:shape id=_x0000_i1027 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

    Prof. of Geometry <v:shape id=_x0000_i1028 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

    Prof. of Physics <v:shape id=_x0000_i1029 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    Prof. of Chemistry <v:shape id=_x0000_i1030 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

    Prof. of Zoology <v:shape id=_x0000_i1031 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

    Prof. of Physiology <v:shape id=_x0000_i1032 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

    Prof. of Dentistry <v:shape id=_x0000_i1033 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Prof. of Philosophy <v:shape id=_x0000_i1034 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

    Prof. of English <v:shape id=_x0000_i1035 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

    Prof. of Architecture <v:shape id=_x0000_i1036 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

    Prof. of Comp.Science <v:shape id=_x0000_i1037 style="WIDTH: 14.25pt; HEIGHT: 14.25pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"></v:shape>

    What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable




     
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  2. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Its very funnny!
    Liked the definitions a lot.....:tongue
    Thanks for sharing...

    Gayathri.
     
  3. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    My god.From Where did you get this forward(Don't mistake me.i am sorry)
    Excellent:2thumbsup:
    Superb:yes:
    marvellous

    Note:all members of ilites (5000+)must read this.
     
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2007
  4. sudhavnarasimhan

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  5. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks, gayathri and Bhargavi. Thanks Sudha for pointing out about the earlier posts. Kollan ulaikalthile oosi vitra maathiri I am feeling.
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one!!
    Beautifully explained.
     

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