Dating

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  1. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    WHITE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
    Third date: You get to make love but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and make love
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and make love
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and make love

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You make love, she wants to marry you & insists on a -carat ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of making love.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get terrific head.
    Second Date: You get even more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized
    nothing is ever going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN:
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN:
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and make
    love in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

    ARAB WOMEN:
    First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
    Second Date: You are shot dead.
    No third date.
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig Laughhahahhahaha,very nice enjoyed a lot,proud to be an Indian.:bowdown
     
  3. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Thanks Viv....

    Roopa.
     
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha
    So never have a Arab on date.................Big LaughBig Laugh
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    good one Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
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    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    GoodddddBig LaughBig Laugh.
     
  8. BeeAmma

    BeeAmma Silver IL'ite

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    This is hilarious.:)
     

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