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Cv Of Corona

Discussion in 'Interesting Shares' started by jayasala42, Oct 29, 2020.

  1. jayasala42

    jayasala42 Finest Post Winner

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    If Corona had a CV, here's how it would read:

    1. Responsible for Global Digital Transformation and fast-tracking.

    2.Reduction of Global CO2 emission.

    3.Five million jobs "restructuring".

    4.Global Hygiene initiatives:
    Ensured 100% compliance on washing hands... leading to collateral reduction of other communicable diseases.

    5. Made global industry shift to WFH - saved exposure and costs.

    6. Reduction in global noise pollution by making everyone keep their mouth shut (while masked).

    7. Taught cooking, vegetable shopping, housekeeping to many.

    8. Highlighted the importance of governance, adaptability and long term planning, by all sectors.

    9. Spiritual contribution - Provided ample time to all egoistic and self-centered people to contemplate their mortal nature.

    10. Provided a big boost to the Pharma sector, brought small utility stores back into the limelight.

    Corona’s CV could look better than that of many CEOs!

    Jayasala42
     
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  2. joylokhi

    joylokhi Platinum IL'ite

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    That was a very good summing up of carona effect! However, I see you are positive minded in that you have brought out all the positives only.
    For some of us, family circumstances, inconveniences although cannot be called major compared to the lakhs of people directly affected and suffered and many who didn't survive the effect too! Scores of people who have been affected and reportedly cured, but with irreversible damage to their physique and well being.
     
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    :hello: Kudos to madam that exudes optimism.
    There are more positive negatives in terms of criminal activities.

    Addendum to CV posted above.

    Name : CORONA aka COVID
    M or F - neither

    Age - nearing a year.
    Work experience : universal

    Present location : all over globe
    Place & date of birth : iv quarter in China

    Institution studied : Wuhan China
    Experience General and special:
    • Picking pockets in bus and train - pickpockets lost their bread and butter
    • Rapes & molestation in rush and push greatly diminished
    • Footfalls in clinics and big hospitals for ailments, surgery or operations greatly diminished indirectly hinting hypochondriacs cured by presence of COVID virus.
    • More domestic chores perhaps shared in families keep the members exercised sequel no weight gains, better quality living and sleep. ( stray cases of increase in domestic violence reported)
    • Contained population explosion
    Significant achievement.
    Contributed to reduction in overall biological urge on planet Earth - effect will be seen as alarming reduction in baby population In Dec 2020 to October 2021.
     
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2020

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