Curtain rods

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    CURTAIN RODS
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    >She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
    >suitcases.
    >
    >On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
    >
    >
    >On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
    >dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music,
    >and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
    >spring-water.
    >
    >When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited
    >a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the
    >curtain rods.
    >
    >She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned
    >with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
    >
    >
    >Then slowly, the house began to smell.
    >
    >They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
    >
    >Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air
    >fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set
    >off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and
    >in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
    >
    >
    >Nothing worked!!!
    >
    >People stopped coming over to visit.
    >Repairmen refused to work in the house.
    >The maid quit.
    >
    >Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
    >
    >A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could
    >not find a buyer for their stinky house.
    >
    >Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return
    >their calls.
    >
    >Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
    >purchase a new place.
    >
    >The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
    >
    >He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and
    >said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to
    >reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
    >
    >Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a
    >price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only
    >if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within
    >the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
    >
    >
    >
    >A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
    >the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
    >
    >
    >And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!


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