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Cremated Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
    ashes home.

    Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio
    table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
    talking to him....

    "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with
    the insurance money!"

    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in
    the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me?
    Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

    Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
    the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
    Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman,
    remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes"
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    poor husband feeling sad couldnt laugh but that was a good one
     

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