Traditional economics you have 2 cows you sell one and buy a bull your herd multiplies economy grows you retire on the income. Indian economics you have 2 cows. you worship them American economics you have 2 cows. you sell one and force the other to produce the milk of our cows. you profess surpise when the cow drops dead. you put the blame on some nation . you wage a war and grab the cows. French cows you have 2 cows. you go on strilke because you want 3 cows. German cows you have 2 cows. you re engineer them so that they live for 100 years. eat once month and milk themselves. Italian cows you have 2 cows. you do not know where they are. yo break for lunch. Swiss cows you have 5000 cows.none of which belong to you. you charge others for storing them. Japanese cows you have 2 cows.you redesign them so that you are one tenththe size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. you the create cute cartoon cow images called cowkimon and market worlwide chinese economics you have 2 cows.you have 300 people milking them. you claim full employment,high bovine activity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. British cows you have 2 cows. they are both mad.
Good to read again Hi This Bovine Economy joke has been going around for a long time, the last time it went into mass -mailing was when the mad cow disease struck. But it was nice to read again, Thanx. vidyasarada
