cow and economy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kanaka Raghavan, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. kanaka Raghavan

    kanaka Raghavan IL Hall of Fame

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    Traditional economics
    you have 2 cows
    you sell one and buy a bull
    your herd multiplies
    economy grows
    you retire on the income.

    Indian economics
    you have 2 cows.
    you worship them

    American economics
    you have 2 cows.
    you sell one and force the other to produce the milk of our cows.
    you profess surpise when the cow drops dead.
    you put the blame on some nation .
    you wage a war and grab the cows.

    French cows
    you have 2 cows.
    you go on strilke because you want 3 cows.

    German cows
    you have 2 cows.
    you re engineer them so that they live for 100 years. eat once month and milk themselves.
    Italian cows
    you have 2 cows.
    you do not know where they are.
    yo break for lunch.

    Swiss cows
    you have 5000 cows.none of which belong to you.
    you charge others for storing them.

    Japanese cows
    you have 2 redesign them so that you are one tenththe size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk.
    you the create cute cartoon cow images called cowkimon and market worlwide
    chinese economics
    you have 2 have 300 people milking them.
    you claim full employment,high bovine activity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
    British cows
    you have 2 cows.
    they are both mad.

  2. vidyasarada

    vidyasarada Senior IL'ite

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    Good to read again

    This Bovine Economy joke has been going around for a long time, the last time it went into mass -mailing was when the mad cow disease struck.
    But it was nice to read again, Thanx.


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