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Covid19 Vaccine U R In Queue

Discussion in 'Interesting Shares' started by Thyagarajan, Dec 26, 2020.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello: COVID19 VACCINE U R IN QUEUE :hello:

    Likely Scenerio Corona Vaccine Centre interaction.
    On dialing the number :
    The pre-recorded voice said :
    Thank you for calling the vaccine center.
    Please follow the prompts.
    For English, press 1.
    For Hindi , press 2.
    For Tamil, press 3...-
    And so on..
    Upto 17 !!
    For any other language, press 25.
    I pressed 1.
    For Russian vaccine, press 1.
    For Pfizer , press 2.
    For Moderna, press 3.
    For Indian, press 4.
    For other, press 7.
    I pressed 4.
    For Male, press 1.
    For Female, press 2.
    For any other, press 3.
    I pressed 1.
    For vaccine on arm, press 1.
    On waist, press 2.
    On buttocks, press 3.
    For any other, press 4.
    I pressed 1.
    For fully paid vaccine, press 1.
    For charity vaccine, press 2.
    For free vaccine, press 3.
    I pressed *3*
    Tae...toon..tae..tinnnn...
    Please wait.. You are in queue.
    Your call is important to us, do not hang up.
    After 11 minutes,
    Please enter your mobile number.
    I did.
    Please enter your aadhar card number.
    I did.
    Please enter the city/town nearest to you.
    I did.
    .
    .
    ..
    Thank you for waiting.
    Your name has been entered in the waiting list register.
    Your waiting number is
    70 ....crore,
    69 ....lacs,
    97... Thousand,
    4... Hundred
    And 89.
    .
    .
    *As per data available with us, somewhere during July 2024, please be alert for a message that your vaccine is ready to be given.
    If there is any change in your particulars, please keep us informed*.
    Till then,
    Follow all Covid protocols,
    Keep Social Distance,
    Avoid Crowds,
    Always a wear a Mask.
    Dhanyavaad !. Thank you.
     
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  2. Mistt

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    Is It WhatsApp forwarded joke?
     
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  3. Thyagarajan

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    :hello:Yes. hence it is in forum for “ interesting shares”.

    Thanks and Regards.

    Happy Christmas. Happy New Year.
     
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    Good. Next time please post all kinds of jokes here Jokes.
    Thank you sir and wish you the same.
     
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2020

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