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Discussion in 'Cosmetics & Makeups' started by Thyagarajan, May 29, 2022.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello: Cosmetic Life :hello:
    An old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
    While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.

    To God she asked, "Is my time up?"

    God said, "No, you have long way to go. 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days and few hours more to live."

    Upon recovery, She remained in the vicinity of hospital and had a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck and some more to look exquisite for everyone!

    She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured out that she might as well make the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was discharged from the hospital. While ambling across the street on her way home, an ambulance collided on her head-on.

    Arriving in front of God, she naively enquired, "I heard you had said that I had another 43
    +years? Why didn't you protect and save me from the path of that deadly ambulance?"

    God softly with an enigmatic smile responded:

    ”I couldn’t recognise you."

    (Adapted from WhatsApp)
     
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    Good one
     
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    Beauty lies not necessarily in cosmetics. A person clad in simple attire can look very charming. A lady model wearing an apparel made of dyed jute with other accessories on a cat-walk looks appealing.

    Some models display on their person, wearing ragged or ripped clothes. Jute ensembles are quite common among fashion models. It reminds me of the blog in link:
    A Date With Fashion Parade - Pageant

    Radhik was escorted from school by her grandfather . Holding grandpa’s hand she invited me to come for her birthday celebration. When i asked about number of candles to be lighted over the cake, she responded “ 7”.
    That evening after the celebration was over, she visited me in adjacent independent bungalow when i decided to take few snaps.

    When she carried a glossy magazine in her hand, an idea flashed and I dressed her up only with leading National dailies & Magazines in such a way that their names appear diagonally on her body. I took a couple of snaps of her dressed thus in cannon QL. Spouse colourful sarees became her back-drop.

    Now she is Around thirty and called on me asking for that photos as those i gave her reported lost.

    Here a babe entirely dressed-up with her twin-braided-chocolate-colour-pony-tails camouflaged in cakes, buns and biscuits that accentuates her beauty several folds.

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