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Corporate Lesson

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 23, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
    is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
    herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
    stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give
    you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
    her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
    her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
    back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was
    that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the
    husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

    Moral of the story:

    If you share critical information pertaining to
    credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
    to prevent avoidable exposure.
     
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