Copy Paste.....

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    At training program for top management.

    A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
    "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"

    The crowd was shocked!

    He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"

    The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

    About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

    He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

    Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.

    After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out

    "... and I can't remember who she was !"

    As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....

    Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste
    !!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Sriniketan

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    True, indeed!

    sriniketan
     
  3. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Aruna,
    Good one.
    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Arunarc,

    Nice one... Will follow....
     
  5. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Aruna
    very true forgetting half of things gives this confusion.
    Nice example.
     
  6. vivbass

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    ahhaa,nice one with good advice.:iagree
     

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