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Contacts......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Nov 23, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a State Trooper's position...

    Obviously, the officer was compelled to pull the young female driver over and he asked to see her license.

    After looking it over, he said to her, "It stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."

    "Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.

    "Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer. "You're getting a ticket
     
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    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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