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Confusing English

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 22, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?


    1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


    2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


    3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


    4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


    5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


    6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


    7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


    8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


    9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


    10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


    11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


    12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


    13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


    well, get back to WORK now!!
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    oh wow what a thought:mrgreen:
    well done i have gained knowledge.
     
  3. hemaravi

    hemaravi New IL'ite

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    Very nice one.

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  4. Huma

    Huma Silver IL'ite

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    good one, the last one put a smile on my face.bye
     
  5. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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