Computer wizards

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  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

    Customer: A white one...

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    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

    Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

    Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

    Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...

    Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

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    Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

    Customer: Your left or my left?

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    Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

    Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damnit!

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    Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
    Every time I try it says'Can't find printer'.
    I've even lifted the printer and placed it infront of the monitor, but
    the computer still says he can't find it...

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    Customer: I have problems printing in red...

    Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

    Customer: No.

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    Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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    Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

    Customer: It's not working.

    Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

    Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
    happening...

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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

    Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

    Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

    Customer: OK

    Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

    Customer: Yes

    Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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    Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
    letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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    A customer couldn't get on the internet.

    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

    Customer: Five stars.

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    Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

    Customer: Netscape.

    Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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    Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

    Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

    Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

    Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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    Helpdesk: How may I help you?

    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

    Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Manju,

    Good ones.....

    Veda
     
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    :rotfl
    good ones

    vidyasundar
     

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