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Clinton and the Beer Cans

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 28, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die."

    Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash.

    When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, "Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you."

    Hillary said, "Well, that's not bad after all these years and you being a politician and traveling and all."

    She was about to leave, but then she said, "Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?"

    Bill replied, "That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in."
     
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  2. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Heena
    Good morning!
    Again I started the Indus day with ur joke..
    Its very good...

    Gayathri.
     
  3. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    txs gayatri. cho chweat of u
     

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