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Clever Mommy...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by keerthi88, Jul 2, 2010.

  1. keerthi88

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    Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
    room mate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
    help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been
    suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made
    her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate
    than met the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must
    be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.'
    About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
    don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Kumar said ,'Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'
    So he sat down and wrote :

    Dear Mother:
    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house,
    I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the
    fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
    dinner.
    Love, Kumar

    A few days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

    Dear Son:
    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
    that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she
    was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by
    now
    under the pillow...
    Love,
    Mom.

    Lesson of the day:
    Don't Lie to Your Mother...... .....especially if she is Indian !
     
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