Chemistry

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette

When your enemy steals your wife, there is no better revenge on him than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Women inspire us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Anonymous

People want to know the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant at least twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
- Henny Youngman

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
- Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming : Whenever you're wrong, admit it . Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
- Anonymous

You want to know what I did before I married? Well, anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman

My wife and I were very happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle

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