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Chemistry

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dsrini, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. dsrini

    dsrini Bronze IL'ite

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    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    - David Bissonette

    When your enemy steals your wife, there is no better revenge on him than to let him keep her.
    - Sacha Guitry

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
    - Socrates

    Women inspire us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    - Dumas

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    - Anonymous

    People want to know the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant at least twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
    - Henny Youngman

    I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
    - Patrick Murray

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming : Whenever you're wrong, admit it . Whenever you're right, shut up.
    - Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    - Anonymous

    You want to know what I did before I married? Well, anything I wanted to.
    - Henny Youngman

    My wife and I were very happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    - Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    - Milton Berle

    DSRINI
     
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  2. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    That was lovely...
     

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