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Chat With God

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cheer, May 30, 2007.

  1. cheer

    cheer Silver IL'ite

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    God : Hello. Did you call Me?

    Me : Called you? No.. Who is this?

    God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought
    I would chat.

    Me : I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually
    busy now.I am in the midst of something..

    God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

    Me : Don't know. But I can't find free time. Life has
    become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.

    God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity
    gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.


    Me: I understand. But I still can't figure out. By the
    way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant
    Messaging chat.

    God : Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by
    giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you
    through the Medium you are comfortable with.

    Me: Tell Me, why has life become complicated now?

    God : Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is
    what makes it complicated.

    Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?

    God : Your today is the tomorrow that you worried
    about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying
    has become your habit. That's why you are not happy.

    Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much
    uncertainty?

    God : Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is
    optional.

    Me: But then, there is so much pain due to
    uncertainty..

    God : Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

    Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people
    always suffer?

    God : Diamond cannot be polished without friction.
    Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials,
    but don't suffer. With that experience their life become better not
    bitter.
    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: You mean to say such experience is useful?\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard\u003cbr\>\nteacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: But still, why should we go through such tests?\u003cbr\>\nWhy cant we be free from problems?\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering\u003cbr\>\nBeneficial Lessons (to) Enhance mental Strength. Inner strength comes\u003cbr\>\nfrom struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: Frankly in the midst of so many problems,\u003cbr\>\nwe don't know where we are heading..\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : If you look outside you will not know where you\u003cbr\>\nare heading.Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking\u003cbr\>\ninside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more\u003cbr\>\nthan moving in the right direction. What should I do?\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : Success is a Measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a \u003cbr\>\nMeasure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying \u003cbr\>\nthan knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others \u003cbr\>\nwork with the clock.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : Always look at how far you have come rather than\u003cbr\>\nhow far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you\u003cbr\>\nare missing.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: What surprises you about people?\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : When they suffer they ask, &quot;why Me?&quot; When they prosper, they \u003cbr\>\nnever ask &quot;Why Me&quot; Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but \u003cbr\>\nfew want to be on the side of the truth.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can't\u003cbr\>\nget the answer.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : Seek not to find who you are, but to determine\u003cbr\>\nwho you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are \u003cbr\>\nhere. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of\u003cbr\>\ncreation.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: How can I get the best out of life?\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : Face your past without regret.\u003cbr\>\nHandle your present with confidence. Prepare for the",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
    Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?

    God : Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard
    teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

    Me: But still, why should we go through such tests?
    Why cant we be free from problems?

    God : Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering
    Beneficial Lessons (to) Enhance mental Strength. Inner strength comes
    from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.

    Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems,
    we don't know where we are heading..

    God : If you look outside you will not know where you
    are heading.Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking
    inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.

    Me: sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more
    than moving in the right direction. What should I do?

    God : Success is a Measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a
    Measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying
    than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others
    work with the clock.

    Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

    God : Always look at how far you have come rather than
    how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you
    are missing.

    Me: What surprises you about people?

    God : When they suffer they ask, "why Me?" When they prosper, they
    never ask "Why Me" Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but
    few want to be on the side of the truth
    .

    Me: sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can't
    get the answer.

    God : Seek not to find who you are, but to determine
    who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are
    here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of
    creation.

    Me: How can I get the best out of life?

    God : Face your past without regret.
    Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>\nfuture without fear.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are\u003cbr\>\nnot answered.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : There are no unanswered prayers. At times the\u003cbr\>\nanswer is NO.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nMe: Thank you for this wonderful chat.\u003cbr\>\nI am so happy to start the New Day with a new sense of\u003cbr\>\ninspiration.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\nGod : Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear.\u003cbr\>\nDon't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs.\u003cbr\>\nLife is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.\u003cbr\>\nTrust Me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>\n\u003c/p\>\n \u003c/div\> \n\n \n \u003cspan width\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"color:white\"\>__._,_.___\u003c/span\>\n \n \u003cdiv\>\n \u003cspan\>\n \u003ca href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/message/77215;_ylc\u003dX3oDMTM3aWMzc2lqBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzEzMTI4MzAwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAxMzYyMARtc2dJZAM3NzIxNQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawN2dHBjBHN0aW1lAzExNzk1NzA1MTUEdHBjSWQDNzcyMTU-\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n Messages in this topic \u003c/a\> (\u003cspan\>1\u003c/span\>)\n \u003c/span\>\n \u003ca href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/post;_ylc\u003dX3oDMTJyZjRldjBmBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzEzMTI4MzAwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAxMzYyMARtc2dJZAM3NzIxNQRzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNycGx5BHN0aW1lAzExNzk1NzA1MTU-?act\u003dreply&messageNum\u003d77215\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n \u003cspan\>\n Reply \u003c/span\> (via web post)\n \u003c/a\> | \n \u003ca href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/post;_ylc\u003dX3oDMTJmMnUyaGZoBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzEzMTI4MzAwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAxMzYyMARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNudHBjBHN0aW1lAzExNzk1NzA1MTU-\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n Start a new topic \u003c/a\>\n \u003c/div\> \n \n \n \u003cdiv\>\n \u003ca href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/messages;_ylc\u003dX3oDMTJmb2hqc2xnBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzEzMTI4MzAwBGdycHNwSWQDMTcwNTAxMzYyMARzZWMDZnRyBHNsawNtc2dzBHN0aW1lAzExNzk1NzA1MTU-\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
    future without fear.

    Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are
    not answered.

    God : There are no unanswered prayers. At times the
    answer is NO.

    Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat.
    I am so happy to start the New Day with a new sense of
    inspiration.

    God : Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
    Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs.
    Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.
    Trust Me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.
     
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    Dear Cheer,

    Wow, that was wonderful. Thank you for sharing with us.:goodidea:

    madhu
     
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    cheer Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Cheer,

    Superbbbbbbbbbbbbb.:yes: Thanks for sharing with us.:-D
     
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    cheer Silver IL'ite

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    Nice to hear u like it.

     
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    Dear Cheer

    Thankyou so much for such a wonderful post
    keep posting!!

    Sreelatha
     
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    :thankyou2:

     
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    :exactly: Life is worderful if you know how to live it. We simply waste our today by worrying about tomorrow.

    Regards,
    Fiona.
     

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