Change Of Name

Change of Name

When we are born, we are not asked if we want to be born, nor do we have a choice in our gender, and neither what parents we can choose.Alongwith that, we have to live with the name our parents choose for us, without asking our permission. Well we are so helpless peeing in our pants, sorry diapers, that what name we want is the last thing on our minds then. The first is food, and the last is food.


Take my example. I was born , the pandit named me Keemat, but my parents had a bright idea and named me Kamal. As I grew up, I found out a few girls called kamal in our locality, and my friends used to rib me , that I had a girlish name, not that I was girlish.


I thought of changing my name, but where to go, eh ! Well as I grew up into a young handsome man, in college too I found out that 2 girls were also Kamal’s. To my delight, I found out that Rajesh Khanna was named Kamal in Aap Ki Kasam, and later Jackie Shroff in Rangeela.And Kamal Hassan came in hindi films too. That gave me a lot of confidence and I decided against changing my name.


Today the papers said, a law has been passed, whereby u can change ur name totally. Say I am Ramesh, I can change my name to Amitabh, I don’t know if I can add Bachan behind but Amitabh surely I can become. Previously they were just changing the spelling mistake in yr name.


A lot of people will eb happy with this new law. Parents used to write the pet names of the children in school, for example, Bunty, Babli, Chottu, Moti, etc. But when they went to make passports they found out that the birth certificate has a different name, the school a different one, and problems occurred.

Just look at these terrible names. A new fad had become to combine parts of parents names to n ame the child, for they thought the child is a part of us, so why not he share our names too.But that created more confusion. See how it works here.


Suppose these names were combined, what was the name of the kid. Here goes

Keshav + Lalita = Kela (Banana)

Kutti + Tamanna = Kutta (Dog)

Batra + Tata = Batata (potatoes)

Tata + Tikam = Tati (****)

Ramesh + Vanita = Ravan


So now these unfortunates get a chance to change their names to their liking. The only hitch is they can do it just once.

I have two daughters, I wonder if I had a son what name would I keep for him. The name should be unique, easy on the tongue, and everyone should remember and respect that name. Then it struck me, I could name him KANS.

Short and sweet, all the boys would be scared of him , and if he was sick I could just call the school and tell the operator, that kans cant coem today, he is not well, she wont even ask me his surname, or his class, she would know who I am talking about !!!!!


Its anoter matter that when he would go to work, all his collegues would rib him about his name, and one fine day he would come and break my 32. But alas that day never came, but don’t u agree Kans is such a sweet name eh !


Where are those sweet and simple names like Radha, rukmani, sita, reshma and the likes, and ramesh suresh, Ved, prakash and prem ?


The names the parents keep these days, I just cant remember. So when we go to visit someone with small kids, we just say, how is the little one, and even if they tell us the nake a dozen times, I just cant remember at all.


Well I think they can come up with another thing, that people who don’t like their spouses , can give up the old ones and take a new one.

What say friends ? Let me run before u throw tomatoes at me, I wont use them, they are so cheap these days, throw yr sandals, but make sure u throw both, at least a pair will fetch something in the market eh !


HAHA


KAMAL MAHTANI


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A HEARTY LAUGH


An Indian goes to Walmart in the U.S.


He finds cat food at special prices.


He picks a dozen cans of cat food & goes to check out.


The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat & will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.


The Indian goes home & returns with a cat & gets to buy the cat food.


Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices.


He picks a dozen cans of dog food & goes to check out…


The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog & he will probably feed dog food to his kids.


He asks the Indian to bring & show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.


The Indian goes home & returns with a dog.


He gets to buy the dog food.


The following week, the Indian comes to Walmart with a bag. He asks the Manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy & immediately pulls it out…!!!


He shouts at the Indian, “What the hell…!!!


This is ****, You Idiot…!!!???”


The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper which is on special please… ???”



Dont mess with Indians

 

Dear Pavitra,
Well sometimes the names come out corny. i personally prefer the simple names of old. In each classrrom, u could have two radhas and usha's. Now i pity the poor teachers.HAHA

Jokes courtesy friends of Whats App.
Regards
kamal