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Catholic Parrots

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    CATHOLIC PARROTS




    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
    "Father, I have a problem. I have two female
    parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    "What do they say" the priest inquired..

    They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
    have some fun"

    "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.

    Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
    "I may have a solution to your problem
    I have two male talking parrots, which I have
    taught to pray and read the Bible.
    Bring your two parrots over to my house, and
    we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
    My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship!"

    "Thank you," the woman responded,
    "This may very well be the solution."

    The next day, she brought her female parrots
    to the priest's house. As he ushered
    her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
    their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

    Impressed, she walked over and placed her
    parrots in with them.

    After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison,
    "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun"

    There was stunned silence, Shocked, one male
    parrot looked over at the other male parrot
    and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank,
    Our prayers have been answered..,


    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha

    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    very good one
     

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