1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din..... 2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn.... 3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki... 4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast..... 5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum?? 6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo) 7. Floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitti... 8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan...!!!