Can of worms

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  1. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Can of worms: ____Four <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Worms</st1:place></st1:City> and a lesson____

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb",">> Sunday sermon.\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> Four worms were placed into four separate jars.\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.\u003cbr /\>>> The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.\u003cbr /\>>> The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.\u003cbr /\>>> The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following\u003cbr /\>>> results:\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> The first worm in alcohol - Dead.\u003cbr /\>>> The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead\u003cbr /\>>> Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead\u003cbr /\>>> Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> So the Minister asked the congregation -\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> What can you learn from this demonstration?\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, &quot;As\u003cbr /\>>> long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won\'t have worms!&quot;\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>> That pretty much ended the service.\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>>>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003c/div\>",0]);D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT> Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
    results:
    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
    Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation -

    What can you learn from this demonstration?

    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "
    As
    long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

    That pretty much ended the service.!!!!!!!


     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahahha,wonderfulBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  3. sathya

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    hello roopa

    how you interpret matters...!!
    enjoyed it

    sathya
     
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    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Thanks viv and Sathya for peeping in.

    Roopa.
     
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    Awesome Lessons !
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one......
     
  7. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    Big Laughvery justified reply.
     

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