"Breathe"

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  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and
    death statistics.
    Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that
    every
    time I breathe somebody dies?"
    "Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"

     
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    hi heena,
    nice joke i think u ve nice sense of humour.:exactly:
     
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    hi Heena,

    its really good. u know jain people believe this when we breathe we are killing some life.

    bye
    padma
     
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    Dear Heena,

    Excellent!! As always - I liked it
     
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    Very good one. :)

    madhu
     
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    Hey Heena

    had a nice laugh:)

    cheers
    sreelatha
     
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    I was 'breatheless' when reading this! good joke.
    Sriniketan
     
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    :thankyou2: sooooooooooooo much guys for appreciating it .
     
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    Hi,
    Very good heena :)
    cheers
    latha
     

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