* Breakfast Is The Indicator Of Your Wife's Mood*__ Some Tips.

☝If the Breakfast is UPMA,
think what you have shouted at her yesterday evening.

☝If the Breakfast is Masala Dosa,
a clear indicator that your wife needs something this evening.

☝If nothing is done for Breakfast, and your wife is sick in the morning itself,
Indicates that your parents are coming home.

☝If something special i.e two/three items are made for breakfast, indicates that your in-law’s or her friends are coming home.

☝If sweet is made with Breakfast, Indicates that there is plan for movie of her choice.

☝If she is shouting on children, indicator that your friend had phoned up for drinks.

☝If lot of eatables are under preparation, A clear indicator that she is proceeding to her mother’s house.

☝Sharing this to your wife is purely at your RISK. It may result in *No Breakfast* once for all !!!