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Break....... fasttt.............

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vidyasundar, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

    "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

    We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
    They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

    You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
    Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

    The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"




    The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

    r
     
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  2. malspie

    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    It was really hilarious.:lol:
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Thats' tit for tat. Let people do peacefully, what they are good at.
     
  4. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    My My Way To Go, Not Bad U Have Shown A Very Intelligent Guy Here, Usually They R A Confused Lot...sunkan
     
  5. sujakalyan

    sujakalyan Silver IL'ite

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    hi vidhya

    thats a good one!!!:thumbsup
     
  6. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi vidya,

    That was a good one....

    Dear Sunkan, I dont know where from u got that idea.... I never thought u have such beautiful thoughts....

    Veda
     
  7. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Hello Vidya,
    That was really good.
    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  8. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Ha Ha Ha That is hilarious:rotfl :rotfl

    Lakshmi
     
  9. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Vidya,
    A nice one, to make people understand what one goes through!
    sriniketan
     

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