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Boss

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. Kamalji

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    Boss


    Today I received a call from my neighbour cum friend Nandi, asking me about my health I said it is fine. I fell ill on Satruday evening, with fever, shivering, pain all over, and the shivering so severe, that I could not stand, and with great difficulty walked down home and put a few blankets over myself.


    I could have called my Doc down the lane, but I felt it would not look nice, for he may think I am trying to save money by asking for the medicines on the phone, so Harsha went to him with my brother, but he was out of town on a wedding, went to another , he too out of town, so left with no choice gave a call to a third doc, my walker friend in the garden, and he suggested a tablet of Calpol now and one after a few hours, to bring the fever done, saying it is viral fever , nothing to worry.


    Now it seems Nandi met the doc at the club where both are members, and doc told him kamal is not well , and so he called me to ask me.I told him I am fine , thanks. I noticed his call was not from his showroom landline, but from a mobile, and I told him when have u become mobile savvy, u never kept one before.


    He said, my son got a mobile, which had a scheme, buy one get one free, so the free one I took for myself and am using it .I told him, Boss, when we marry, why don’t we get a scheme then, saali free with Biwi, or something like that, who dosnt want anything free, and he was laughing away.His son reads my blogs, and he cant use the computer, so his son takes out the printouts, and he reads them.


    Now coming to the Title, what is Boss ! I named Nandi Boss, the reason I will tell u. In the early eighties, I lived in the rented independent bunglow, from which we worked and stayed. Nandi stayed in the next bunglow, his own, we were introduced, but I forgot his name. The next time I met him , I felt very awkward to ask his name again, so I just called him “ Hi Boss, how are u man “ , and this carried on for a year, till I came to know his name again. You ladies call someone, Bhaisaab, Bhaiya, Uncle, the same way I called him Boss, and that name has stuck for the last 30 years to him, and all my friends too call him Boss, this name is sticking strong, even though Fevicol has not been applied.



    When Harsha had gone to Mumbai to deliver my elder daughter Radhika, I was alone here, Boss’s wife too was pregnant, we both , Boss and me went to see a movie to see the latest craze Thunder Thighs Sridevi in Himmatwala, and boy we both had a good time.Imagine both our wives pregnant, and we want to see some action, and I swear the movie was worth it, with Sri looking so sexy, and Kader Khan too good. Boys will eb Boys, eh ! ( Well those days I was a dashing guy, u see ! )


    He is a grandfather of two kids, I don’t have grandkids yet, guess I have a better chance with the pretty females in the garden than Boss, who too comes to the garden, but later than me, and misses them most of the time.Maybe the ladies time their entry and exit with mine, after all who does not want to see Kamalji the great writer in person ( I am so egostic, nahin )


    We are still neighbours, but he is scared of my sons, sorry dogs, we both drink 365 days a year, our bars are always open to one another, but somehow we don’t meet for months on end.He used to have this habit, of when leaving my home after drinks I would see him off at the gate, he would stop by the boundry wall of the bunglow opposite mine, and pee ! I said ,Boss yr house is just two houses away, go and do there, and he said, Kamal Try it, nothing like fresh air to cool u. No wonder, the grass is literally greener that side, than mine !!! From him I learnt this good habit, of watering the plants and keeping Jaipur so green, which even Britan is now advocating to its citizens !


    Cheers, Boss ! Read this and treat me to a drink yaar, I have made u so famous ! Tub hi Daroo PEE, and main bhi daroo PEEyounga.Hic Hic !!!


    KAMAL MAHTANI
     
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  2. natpudan

    natpudan Gold IL'ite

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    thanks for another bossy blog.

    good to hear that you have recovered from the viral attack; probably it's apt to say that the virus has escaped from you.:biglaugh

    you are too courageous:

    saali free with biwi. biwi kaa bakwaas is more than enough, i can't imagine saali kaa bakwaas bi.

    thunder thighs - that's a real compliment to your priya heroine. but i don't buy your story that you went out to see himmatwaalaa, it should be the neel kamal waala type movie.

    as you are so close with your dogs, should be that you picked the peeing habbit from the dogs and spread the peeing habbit to your boss & the rest of jaipur.

    now that you started writing about all your friends, i think you have joined hands with the channels & magazines that take money to write about individuals, politicians, etc.:biglaugh

    good day neel kamalji.
     
  3. ojaantrik

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    Dear, dear FRIEND!

    One of the best posts you have treated this community to. I simply loved it and I will definitely nominate it.

    But I have an advice for you too Kamal. Please fall ill as often as you can. Or, at least treat yourself to Calpol instead of 'alcol'. You turn far more productive this way. Good literature with a 'free pee' treat to our bargain.

    Just see how many fascinating lines you have manufactured, nurtured by your viral fever.



    Great lines. Most inspiring in fact. If I had the time, I would have written something right away, but I have other promises to keep today. How unfortunate. But before I leave, do please keep me in mind if there are free 'saalis' floating around. Do tell them please that I am available. My wife didn't come to me with a saali. Instead of a sister, she has three strongly built brothers who keep me under constant watch. One false step and I am finished.

    However, they wouldn't find out and spare me of any gaali if I were to join you in your saali hunting trip in the park. I promise I shall not share your 'daroo pee' exercise and I will definitely leave the grass bit to Boss. Wish him happy cooling!

    All the best. But never call me Boss will you? That would be a sure indication that you've forgotten my name.

    oj
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2009
  4. knot2share

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    :) :thumbsup What a bonding session between Kamalji and OJ ji !!
    All of you think so much alike isn't it?? Biwi ke saath free Saali - heheheh.
    You have such a wishing thinking Kamalji......dreaming ke liye waise bhi no expense.
     
  5. Jpatma

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    KM ji,
    True, we too often call people Boss when we are not familiar with the names. Iam surprised you can write when you are sick, you can write when you are not. Writing flows for you at any time, i think it is due to alcohol. It brings out your creative juice.

    Now that OJ san has given you a certificate, you don't need any more fbs.
    I better keep my mouth shut.
    Jaya
     
  6. Mindian

    Mindian IL Hall of Fame

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    dear kamalji,
    hope you are well and better now..

    like jay says you have got the compliment from none other than oj da..now you will not care much for our comments,hai na?

    any way i was more amused by the hearty way that oj da has agreed with all you have said..REALLY , boys will be boys...now when will you become men????:)))))

    and NAUGHTY boys at that...going to see thunder thighs when the wifey is pregnant and in maike?

    btw my hubby too has this habit of not remembering names (or calling them by the WRONG name, which is worse,no?) and my daughters first friend or "boyfriend" in her nursery was one himanshu and she used to keep on talking about him.

    dh couldnever get it and used to ask her always"so, what is your Amanush" saying :biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2009
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear Nat,

    Virus escaped from me eh ! :biglaughSee biwi bakwas is there, but saali bakwas we will like, for it is saali after all, u see.HAHA

    WEll this was before, i had a dog, but looking at dogs, well i may have picked up this habit, and spread it to boss and others, so they could green Jaipur:rotfl

    Neel kamal eh ! Man u are damn wittiy loved yr FB.HAHA

    Thanks.kamal
     
  8. Kamalji

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    Dear OJ,

    thank u so much for the nomination and the lovely FB.Caolpol and Alcol eh ! Superb one.What a ryme.:rotfl

    See when i married, i chose harsha bcs she had two salis.I rejected so many other proposals bcs the bride had no sisters, and many brothers.:rotfl

    I wont call u boss, dont worry, u two have different habits.And yes we leaving the cooling to him.HAHA

    Thanks for the lovely FB, and the niomination.Regards

    kamal
     
  9. Kamalji

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    Dear Knot,

    A small poem for u.

    Dreams are free,
    I am on a dreaming spree,

    I have 2 saalis,
    Whenever i dream of them , Harsha gives me Gaalis,

    HAHA.

    Regards

    kamal
     
  10. Kamalji

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    Dear Jaya,

    What has health got to do with my writing? :biglaughI can write in my sleep also.Alcholol time i think and make notes, but i write wheh i drink tea, as i am doing now.:biglaugh

    It is a big honour for OJ to come down to my blog, but i need more FB;s , more the merrier.HAHA.one is never satisfied, like Tiger Woods, has 18 official girlfriends, and he is still with one of them.HAHA

    Thanks for the lovely FB.REgards

    kamal
     

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