Blonde Jokes............

Arunarc · Nov 5, 2007

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and then today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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There are two sisters, one is blonde and the other is brunette and they

inherit the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in

financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm, they need to purchase

a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own

stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide<SCRIPT></SCRIPT>

to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she

wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a

telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram

to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our farm. I need her

to hitch the trailer to our truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
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The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, and then

adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She

realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send

her the word 'comfortable'." The operator shakes his head.

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to

<SCRIPT></SCRIPT>your ute and drive out here, to haul that bull back to your farm if

you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. It's a big word. She'll

read it very slowly . com - for - da - bul."