1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

Blonde and the UFO..........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

    Messages:
    12,595
    Likes Received:
    2,781
    Trophy Points:
    445
    Gender:
    Female
    A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.

    The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection;
    in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side
    of their shiny craft.

    As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his
    young blond attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two
    aliens as they took off.

    "Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

    "Yeah," said the blond attendant. "So?"

    "Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

    "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

    "Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

    "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

    "Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

    The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've
    been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means--
    'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"
     
    Loading...

Share This Page