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Biwi Ki Suno Fayade mein Rahoge

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Biwi Ki Suno Fayade mein Rahoge


    Too much of Bad news these days, so let me cheer u all up , otherwise u guys and gals will go in depression soon, and I will lose whatever little readership I have.So this is a selfish blog, but so be it !



    There is this Ad of Kotak Insurance that keeps running on TV, and makes me smile everytime I see it.


    There is this guy, whose wife keeps advising him.He wants to [put money in FD;s and she tells him to put it in Kotak, he says he will relax after retirement in Goa, and they show this guy in Bermudas lying on a bench, and his wife says ,No we will open a restaurant in Goa.


    The shot shows him at his restaurant, cleaning Glasses at the Bar, saying “ Biwi ki Suno to Fayade mein Rahoge.”Well he listened to his wife, and he turned into a Waiter.Well Well, Well


    Women are very intelligent these days.We have examples of Indra Nyogi of Pepsi, Kiran Mazumdar of Biocon, Vijay Raje the CM of Rajasthan, and so many others all around the world.But does this guy mean to say, the husbands do not have to use their heads, and just listen to their wives ?


    Randhir Kapoor, son of Raj Kapoor, had some interesting expierence with his wife Babita.She was very fond of Jewellery,as most ladies are,and kept buying them by the Kgs, sorry Tonnes.One day after a few pegs he remarked to a journalist of a filmi magazine “ Babita buys a lot of jewellery.she says it is an Investment against Bad Times.


    Randhir said, suppose I am in bad times, and I need money to finance a movie, and I tell my wife to sell some jewellery so he can get his money for films.He says she or any woman will not part with it.And if he had bought some land , or shares,he could have sold them in the bad times for his business needs.


    According to Randhir, Jewellery is a DEAD INVESTMENT . It is an investment for the lady after the husband is dead.What a logic.HAHA. and I must agree with it.It was the business which generated extra cash for the jewellery, and it is the business that now needs it, as it is sick.But I doubt if wives understand this logic at all.


    A very low profile friend of mine, well off, listened to his wife and got a second hand Merc.He got it cheap, and asked my advise, before buying, I told him don’t, as underworld dons in Mumbai keep tabs on guys buying expensive Cars, and they get calls to money.Well here the wife ruled over the friend, and he went ahead.The first week itself, she banged the Car, and the repair Bill was heavy, the car towed to Delhi, as the parts are not available here in Jaipur.And his manager and accountant, asked for a Raise very soon.This fellow ka Fayada Nahin Hua for sure.


    Harsha that way is very level headed, and does not put me in a spot of bother.For her the Baleno is her Merc, and for me the Omni is as good.In fact the underworld Dons, call me up, and offer me money, as they think me to be poor to buy a Omni, but I politely refuse their offer, I too have some self respect left. Some goons do have a charitable heart even in these Kalyug times.


    Another friend, his wife told him to take him abroad at least once, and he found that that Jaipur Bankok Air Ticket at 15000 return is cheaper than Jaipur Chennai, and so around 6 couples went to Bankok.Well they shopped well, as ladies are wont to, and these guys would leave the wives at the hotel after dinner, and say we are going to the Disco, and they would head for the massage parlours.And they loved it so much, they extended their stay too.Here the ladies were the losers,and the men gained.!!!


    So I would like to hear the views here of all the ladies and gents, and their experiences, I want to know who advised whom on what, and what were the gains to the men !


    KAMAL MAHTANI
     
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  2. Shanvy

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    hi kamalji,

    nice one. but i will magnanimously leave the answer to veda. will have to ask him to peep into this thread and give an reply (he is little busy these days)

    regarding you and harshaji, the sync is good..so fayda hi fayda....
     
  3. Arunarc

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    Hello Kamalji
    A nice blog on fayda and nukshan.
    So many Day use to read about your ideas how to get the money from the big shots or some of the pretty women..........Hahaha
    And here I am getting to read about people offering you money and you don't want it. Kamalji take it they think you are pretty man so offering some help............hahaha
    Sorry just kidding..................
    In my case I think it is fayda becoz I get things before asking so don't have to struggle so much for getting whatever I want. I don't know how he comes to know what is in my mind but get it as soon as I think about it.............(This will have to ask my DH about it)............haha
    Yes making some investment we usually ask each other and then decide. If it is any property, Jewellery any big investments.
    Kamalji When a person gets what he/she wants before asking I don't think that person will go into losses there is full of fayda.

    Shanthi will wait for Veda's answer here I know what he is going to say having Shanthi it is fayda hi faydaBig Laugh
     
  4. Kamalji

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    Dear Shanti,

    looks like u want approval from Veda evertime eh ! HAHA.We will wait for his response.Yes i am sure it will be Fyada Hi Fyada in yr case.Big Laugh

    Regards,kamal
     
  5. Shanvy

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    hi kamalji,

    it is not for approval, since it is biwi ki suno fayade, i want him to answer it.
     
  6. Kamalji

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    Dear Aruna,

    See i am a very self respecting fellow, i can take money from sick old ladies and rich wives, but i wont take money from GoonsBig Laughbonk

    You are lucky u get what u want before u ask.HAHA.Yes we will wait fir Veda to reply.it will be interesting i am sure.

    And tell yr husband also for this blog Aruna.His reaction will be interesting for sureBig Laugh

    Regards.kamal
     
  7. Devika Menon

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    Dear Kamalji,

    When I read the title I already knew I like this postBig Laugh

    Secondly youre right , with the recent happenings around , we do need something to cheer us up and who better than you to do that.

    Well I guess there are no two ways about it. Biwi is fayda. Firstly she herself is Lakshmi . Now when you are blessed with Lakshmi at home then what else would one want.

    Yes I guess we all ladies here would unanimously agree that Biwi ki suno. It would be interesting to know what men have to say.

    Nice blog Kamalji. Did bring in some relief from the depressing happenings.

    Regards,
    Devika
     
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    dear kamalji,

    there is no doubt about it biwi ki suno tho surely fayda hi fayda..your post reminded me of an uncle of mine..once in a heated argument he was shouting at his brother for some domestic problem at his home...SEE .THIS IS what happens when u listen to your wife all the time... the brother not to be outdone retorted....AS IF U DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE ALL THE TIME...immediately uncle answered...BUT MY WIFE IS ALWAYS CORRECT...all in the room burst out laughing....

    Mindi
     
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    defenetly kamalji..biwi ki sunoge tho fayda is for sure..i give u examples of my friend who has helped her husband a lot ..in vice versa she recieves nothing except for lat mar on her mind..after all the benefits..She helped him get a better job..helped him get out of major depressiosn during hard times..help him solve his preblems that he gets from his office..all the basic problems (common sense ) problems ..nourishes him like a baby.to such an extent that she never even allow him to know of any health problems that she mit be facing ....and now he earns very high positon in the community where he resides .,,with lots of earnings..keeping and maintaining balance in a family is a very difficult task but biwi ki sunoge tho u wil get around with it ...i mean it holds good only with the exceptions of biwis like my friend...
     
  10. Kamalji

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    Dear Devika,

    You think a lot similar to me.I found the title catchy, and so did u.Big Laugh
    Yes a girl is a laxmi for sure.Well we wait for the men to reply, and i am waiting for Cheeniya Sir to reply to this.He is very witty, and his comments are better than my blogs.Big Laugh

    Thanks for the visit.Regards.kamal
     

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