Bitchology

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  1. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    To all the beautiful women in our lives!

    BITCHOLOGY
    When I stand up for
    myself and my beliefs,
    they call me a

    bitch.
    When I stand up for
    those I love,
    they call me a

    bitch.
    When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
    or do things my own way, they call me a

    bitch.
    Being a
    bitch
    means I won't compromise what's
    in my heart.
    It means I live my life
    MY way.
    It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

    When I refuse to
    tolerate injustice and
    speak against it, I am
    defined as a

    bitch.
    The same thing happens when I take time for
    myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when
    I act a little selfish.


    It means I have the courage and strength to allow
    myself to be who I truly am and won't become
    anyone else's idea of what they think I
    'should' be.

    I am outspoken,
    opinionated and determined. I want what I want
    and there is nothing wrong with that!

    So try to stomp on me,
    try to douse my inner flame, try to squash
    every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
    You won't succeed.

    And if that makes me a
    bitch,
    so be it.
    I embrace the title and
    am proud to bear it.

    B - Babe
    I - In
    T - Total
    C - Control of
    H - Herself
    B = Beautiful
    I = Intelligent
    T = Talented
    C = Charming
    H = Hell of a Woman

    B = Beautiful
    I = Individual
    T = That
    C = Can
    H = Handle anything
     
  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    roopa,

    I really loved this one...I am one too...
     
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    aquamarine Senior IL'ite

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    Hi Roopa,

    a fantastic one. Really loved it. Way to go girl

    warm wishes,

    Aqua.
     
  4. Devika Menon

    Devika Menon Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Roopa,

    Good to know the perks of being a beautiful woman are really good!!

    God Bless,
    Devika
     
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    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Hi
    Really beutiful analysis of a self respected,beautiful Al lround women of today.
    GOd made man
    And than he said
    I can do better than that
    And he made woman
    Regards.
     
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    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    That was a resl good one Roopa
    Thank God he made man first and then woman........
     
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    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    wow,nice one:clap
     
  8. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Thanks Shanti for being the first one here...i am sure all of us can relate you well to the lines above.

    Warm regards
    Roopa.
     
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    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Thanks Aqua, i have also replied to another thread in Pune forum...lets meet up sometime.

    If most of the ladies are working then lets meet on a weekend with families.

    Warm regards
    Roopa.
     
  10. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Devika,

    While attending a satsang...that guruji mentioned that "jisne pichle janam me paap kiye ho unko stri ka avtaar milta hain"

    That time i was really disgusted with what he said...phir mujhe aisa laga ki jitni takleefe naari ko uthani padti hain...shayaad who sach hai. Nari ko laxmi kehne ke bavjood bhi dhotkara jata hain.....such much usne pichle janam mein paap kiye honge.

    But if all ladies treat each other with respect then half the battle is won.

    Warm regards
    Roopa.
     

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