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  1. jayasala42

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    A BIT OF WIT

    1) How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    2) Venison for dinner again? Oh Deer!

    3) A Cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

    4) French pancakes give me the crepes.

    5) England has no Kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    6) I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    7) They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    8) I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

    9) Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

    10) I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    11) I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    12) This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    13) When chemists die, apparently they barium.

    14) I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    15) I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    16) Did you hear about the cross-eyed. teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    17) When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

    18) Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

    19) What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    20) I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

    21) I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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  2. Thyagarajan

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    Thanks.
    A good collection of queer expressions of visualisations.
    While typing in haste I happen to see funny auto correct expressions appear on screen.
    Many a times, when I am sick of editing and reformatting, i later get used to see funny unintended meanings EVOLVE but no edit was possible as time limit expired.
    Regards.
     
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