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Bill Gates and Laloo Bihari

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
    Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
    Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
    Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
    Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
    Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
    Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
    Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
    Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
    Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
    Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
    Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
    Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
    Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
    Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
    Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.
    Gates: I have no energy left_inner, let us go out and have a bite.
    Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
    Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."


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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahhaa,had a hearty laugh:queen
     
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    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha

    poor Gatesbonkbonk
     
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    Hai Reenae,

    Ha HaHa.....Good joke.
     

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