<TD vAlign=top width="80%" rowSpan=3>Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows. Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates: At home have u installed Windows? Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house. Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on? Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month. Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India. Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net. Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips. Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips. Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops? Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap. Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM. Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.. Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes. Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave. Gates: I have no energy left_inner, let us go out and have a bite. Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite. Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............." <TD height=520><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" align=center border=0><TD align=middle><!-- BEGIN STANDARD TAG - 300 x 250 - muskurahat: Run-of-site - DO NOT MODIFY --><IFRAME marginWidth=0 marginHeight=0 src="http://adserving.cpxinteractive.com/st?ad_type=iframe&ad_size=300x250§ion=232752" frameBorder=0 width=300 scrolling=no height=250></IFRAME><!-- END TAG --> <TD align=middle><!-- ValueClick Media 300x250 Medium Rectangle CODE for muskurahat.com --><SCRIPT language=javascript src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=19734&m=6&tp=8&d=j&t=n"></SCRIPT><NOSCRIPT></NOSCRIPT><!-- ValueClick Media 300x250 Medium Rectangle CODE for muskurahat.com --><TD width=5 rowSpan=2> <TD vAlign=top width=120><SCRIPT type=text/javascript><!--google_ad_client = "pub-9392283552403915";google_ad_width = 120;google_ad_height = 600;google_ad_format = "120x600_as";google_ad_type = "text_image";google_ad_channel = "";google_color_border = "005177";google_color_bg = "E1F5FF";google_color_link = "ff6600";google_color_text = "000000";google_color_url = "759A03";//--></SCRIPT><SCRIPT src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT type=text/javascript><!--google_ad_client = "pub-9392283552403915";google_ad_width = 120;google_ad_height = 600;google_ad_format = "120x600_as";google_ad_type = "text_image";google_ad_channel = "";google_color_border = "005177";google_color_bg = "E1F5FF";google_color_link = "ff6600";google_color_text = "000000";google_color_url = "759A03";//--></SCRIPT><SCRIPT src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT>
