Beware of Female Hormones in beer

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  1. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Last month, National University of SMLU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
    hormones(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tested subjects:


    1) Argued over nothing.


    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.


    3) Gained weight.


    4) Talked excessively without making sense.


    5) Became overly emotional.


    6) Couldn't drive.


    7) Failed to think rationally


    No further testing was considered necessary.
    Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!


    And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!. . . . If you think they can handle it!! :thumbsup
     
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    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Viv,

    Very good one... Had a nice laugh....

    Veda
     
  3. sunkan

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    they dont have to be given beer ..either way they do this a lot and now beer is a silver lining by telling c i have become a woman good one :rotflsunkan
     

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