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Best of Sardars...........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    keep everything aside and plunge in loud lafter.

    There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.

    They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to
    start a hotel.

    They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.

    The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.

    The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.

    The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.



    WHY?

    Bcos there was a sign at the entrance 'Visitors not allowed.'



    After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage.

    They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.

    The 4 Sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered
    their Garage.

    They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.



    WHY?

    B'cos their garage was on the first floor.



    After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving.

    They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for
    passengers.

    They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.

    They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.

    They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.


    In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed
    their taxi.



    WHY?

    B'cos all the four Sardars were sitting in the taxi.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll the 4 Sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push \u003cbr\u003e\ntheir taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey started pushing their taxi. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move\u003cbr\u003eeven an inch. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey decided to rest fo r the night and start the next day. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eThe next day the story repeated itself. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe taxi just wouldn\u0026#39;t move. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn\u0026#39;t budge. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWHY? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eB\u0026#39;cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind. \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*\u003c/div\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr clear\u003d\"all\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e--\u003c/div\u003e\n",0]);D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT>



    All the 4 Sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push
    their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.

    They started pushing their taxi.

    They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move
    even an inch.

    They decided to rest fo r the night and start the next day.

    The next day the story repeated itself.

    The taxi just wouldn't move.

    They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge.



    WHY?

    B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Great way to start our day....Superb....keep posting.
     
  3. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Love this ! Big Laugh
     
  4. tsseethalakshmi

    tsseethalakshmi Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Aruna,
    I enjoyed with my granddaughter,

    tsseethalakshmi
     

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